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Midlothian Hell-mouth的点评
点评：As a parent to young children one of my greatest goals is the teach them about the world in a way that allows them to live a full, healthy life. This takes a long time so instead of waiting years, I took my children to the hellmouth during the blood moon so the old gods could impart their seemingly eldritch wisdom upon us. It did take a few hours for the old gods to sunder our minds and flesh then rebuild them into greatness. I should note that it was quite painful and the squeamish may not enjoy the experience.
In the end I couldn't be happier with the result as my children now exclusively speak the language of the universe itself, and can unravel it's very fabric with their minds. I could never have imparted such a deep cosmic knowledge upon them on my own. In fact, this is beyond anything that humanity itself could have bestowed upon us. Many of my children's classmates are hearing the commands of our ancient overlords simply by being in their proximity and have begun speaking in tongues. They have even begun the midnight rituals to summon EREHQIAGP in their own homes. I can feel it. He is coming. The unbidden. The restless. The CLEAN.
In the end I couldn't be happier with the result as my children now exclusively speak the language of the universe itself, and can unravel it's very fabric with their minds. I could never have imparted such a deep cosmic knowledge upon them on my own. In fact, this is beyond anything that humanity itself could have bestowed upon us. Many of my children's classmates are hearing the commands of our ancient overlords simply by being in their proximity and have begun speaking in tongues. They have even begun the midnight rituals to summon EREHQIAGP in their own homes. I can feel it. He is coming. The unbidden. The restless. The CLEAN.
翻译：作为年幼孩子的父母，我最大的目标之一就是用一种让他们能够过上充实健康生活的方式，教会他们认识世界。这需要很长时间，所以我没有等待数年，而是在血月期间带孩子们前往地狱之口，让古神们将他们看似神秘的智慧传授给我们。古神们花了几个小时才摧毁我们的思想和肉体，然后将它们重塑成伟大的存在。我必须指出，这相当痛苦，胆小的人可能无法享受这种体验。
最终，我对结果感到无比欣慰，因为我的孩子们现在能够完全掌握宇宙的语言，并且能够用他们的思想解开宇宙的结构。我永远无法独自将如此深奥的宇宙知识传授给他们。事实上，这超越了人类自身所能赋予我们的任何知识。我孩子的许多同学仅仅通过靠近我们古老的领主就能听到他们的命令，并且开始用语言交谈。他们甚至已经开始在自己家中举行午夜仪式，召唤“厄雷奇亚格普”（EREHQIAGP）。我能感觉到。他来了。不请自来。躁动不安。洁净者。
最终，我对结果感到无比欣慰，因为我的孩子们现在能够完全掌握宇宙的语言，并且能够用他们的思想解开宇宙的结构。我永远无法独自将如此深奥的宇宙知识传授给他们。事实上，这超越了人类自身所能赋予我们的任何知识。我孩子的许多同学仅仅通过靠近我们古老的领主就能听到他们的命令，并且开始用语言交谈。他们甚至已经开始在自己家中举行午夜仪式，召唤“厄雷奇亚格普”（EREHQIAGP）。我能感觉到。他来了。不请自来。躁动不安。洁净者。
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