点评:I (F) was travelling with a female friend and booked online the day before. They were fast with the reply. Good point.
I booked a Balinese massage and my friend an anti-cellulite one.
Mine was supposed to be a smoothing treatment of slow and calm gestures.
I need to empathize that this was highlighted as a relaxing massage.
Even though we booked two very different treatments, we were put in the same room.
This - maybe they were a cabin short- completely hijacked the experience.
My friend's treatment consisted of gestures that made her moan of pain and worst of all, the masseuse kind of clapped her thighs loud as someone banging on a door.
Now tell me how the hell was I supposed to relax?!?
To top it off - the room we were assigned was right on the road and we could hear any ambulance or heavy vehicle passing.
The Balinese massage itself was very bland, almost like I was just been oiled.
I almost forgot another delightful detail: the masseuses thought it was a good idea to talk and laugh between each other. I am not such a sensitive or shy person but when you are basically naked and exposed and the operator lift the towels followed by talks in a language you don't understand and laughs, I believe it's not the best medicine for the mood.
Was I relaxed at end? Not really.
Was I pissed and frustrated? Quite enough.
Only good things: the place was cute, smelled nice and they applied 20zloty of discount as the online running promotion read.
I am sure there must be something better around.
翻译:我(F)与一位女性朋友一起旅行,并于前一天在网上预订。他们回复得很快。好点子。
我预订了巴厘岛式按摩,我的朋友预订了抗脂肪团按摩。
我的应该是对缓慢而平静的手势进行平滑处理。
我需要理解的是,这被强调为放松按摩。
尽管我们预订了两种截然不同的护理,但我们还是被安排在同一个房间。
这——也许他们的小屋很短——完全劫持了这次体验。
我朋友的治疗包括让她痛苦呻吟的手势,最糟糕的是,当有人敲门时,女按摩师大声拍打她的大腿。
现在告诉我我到底应该如何放松?!?
最重要的是 - 我们分配的房间就在马路上,我们可以听到任何救护车或重型车辆经过的声音。
巴厘岛式按摩本身非常温和,几乎就像我刚刚被抹过油一样。
我几乎忘记了另一个令人愉快的细节:按摩师认为彼此之间有说有笑是个好主意。我不是一个敏感或害羞的人,但当你基本上赤身裸体,操作员抬起毛巾,然后用你听不懂的语言交谈并大笑时,我相信这不是缓解情绪的最佳良药。
最后我放松了吗?并不真地。
我感到愤怒和沮丧吗?足够了。
唯一好的方面是:这个地方很可爱,闻起来很香,而且他们在网上跑步促销上享受了 20 兹罗提的折扣。
我确信周围一定有更好的东西。