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点评：Splendid evening stroll along the Ravenscraig Beach with my feline friend Moses, who is actually a gender fluid cat (meow) I was even courageous enough to let Moses off the cat lead, leapt and bound he went into the distance with all his might, of course been a stern cat parent I galloped after him as he is highly advantageous and a bit of a tart and one is far from ready to be a grandparent to a bunch of kittens as it is just mother and I.
Alas! I found Moses however to my shock horror he was been clapped by an extremely small gentleman who was wearing abnormally round Oliver People’s spectacles, I believe this was to make himself look more intelligent and waspish.
He greeted me with a very firm handshake which was slightly sticky and to my absolute astonishment after enlightening me of his title it turns out he, is in-fact, the author of the Novel called “What’s Inside CoCo Pop Boxes and Are We Even Safe Anymore” as one time a gentleman reported he was attacked by a small Leprechaun whilst reaching into his box to select his Toy.
I asked a kind passer by to fumble around with my Polaroid camera as this particular photo will be printed on a T-Shirt down Kirkcaldy Indoor Market and I shall wear it with pride.
I was so over the moon I decided to cartwheel and summersault back to my bus stand however, unfortunately on my way back myself and Moses had the unfortunate luck as to land in a pile of dog excrement and that resulted in the demolishment of my photograph.
I have since typed up several complaint emails on my Packard Bell computer and downloading onto a USB stick to rush down to the local library as we speak to get Ina the receptionist to print it off , numerous copies which will be posted as fast as the owls in Harry Potter through his Aunt and Uncle’s Letter box.
I will wit patiently on my recliner chair at the window and wait on my apology letter.
Yours Dearly - Sir P
Alas! I found Moses however to my shock horror he was been clapped by an extremely small gentleman who was wearing abnormally round Oliver People’s spectacles, I believe this was to make himself look more intelligent and waspish.
He greeted me with a very firm handshake which was slightly sticky and to my absolute astonishment after enlightening me of his title it turns out he, is in-fact, the author of the Novel called “What’s Inside CoCo Pop Boxes and Are We Even Safe Anymore” as one time a gentleman reported he was attacked by a small Leprechaun whilst reaching into his box to select his Toy.
I asked a kind passer by to fumble around with my Polaroid camera as this particular photo will be printed on a T-Shirt down Kirkcaldy Indoor Market and I shall wear it with pride.
I was so over the moon I decided to cartwheel and summersault back to my bus stand however, unfortunately on my way back myself and Moses had the unfortunate luck as to land in a pile of dog excrement and that resulted in the demolishment of my photograph.
I have since typed up several complaint emails on my Packard Bell computer and downloading onto a USB stick to rush down to the local library as we speak to get Ina the receptionist to print it off , numerous copies which will be posted as fast as the owls in Harry Potter through his Aunt and Uncle’s Letter box.
I will wit patiently on my recliner chair at the window and wait on my apology letter.
Yours Dearly - Sir P
翻译：和我的猫科动物朋友摩西沿着拉文斯克雷格海滩度过了美妙的夜晚，摩西实际上是一只性别流动的猫（喵）我什至有足够的勇气让摩西摆脱了猫的束缚，他跳跃着，用尽全力向远方走去，当然，我是一个严厉的猫父母，我追随他，因为他非常有利，而且有点尖酸刻薄，而且还远远没有准备好成为一群小猫的祖父母，因为只有我和妈妈。
唉!我找到了摩西，但令我震惊的是，他被一位身材矮小的绅士拍了拍，这位绅士戴着异常古怪的奥利弗人民眼镜，我相信这是为了让他看起来更聪明、更尖刻。
他用非常有力的方式向我打招呼，握手的力度有点粘，让我大吃一惊的是，在我了解了他的书名后，我发现他实际上是小说《CoCo Pop Boxes 里面有什么，我们安全吗》的作者。再也没有了”，有一次一位绅士报告说，他在伸手进入盒子挑选玩具时遭到了小妖精的攻击。
我请一位好心的路人摸索我的宝丽来相机，因为这张特别的照片将印在柯科迪室内市场的一件 T 恤上，我会自豪地穿着它。
我欣喜若狂，决定侧手翻和翻筋斗回到公交车站，但不幸的是，在我回来的路上，我和摩西不幸地落在一堆狗粪便中，导致我的照片被毁。
此后，我在我的 Packard Bell 电脑上输入了几封投诉电子邮件，并下载到 U 盘上，以便在我们谈话时赶往当地图书馆，让接待员 Ina 将其打印出来，大量副本将像猫头鹰一样快速寄出。在《哈利·波特》中，通过他姨妈和叔叔的信箱。
我会在窗边的躺椅上耐心等待我的道歉信。
亲爱的 - P 先生
唉!我找到了摩西，但令我震惊的是，他被一位身材矮小的绅士拍了拍，这位绅士戴着异常古怪的奥利弗人民眼镜，我相信这是为了让他看起来更聪明、更尖刻。
他用非常有力的方式向我打招呼，握手的力度有点粘，让我大吃一惊的是，在我了解了他的书名后，我发现他实际上是小说《CoCo Pop Boxes 里面有什么，我们安全吗》的作者。再也没有了”，有一次一位绅士报告说，他在伸手进入盒子挑选玩具时遭到了小妖精的攻击。
我请一位好心的路人摸索我的宝丽来相机，因为这张特别的照片将印在柯科迪室内市场的一件 T 恤上，我会自豪地穿着它。
我欣喜若狂，决定侧手翻和翻筋斗回到公交车站，但不幸的是，在我回来的路上，我和摩西不幸地落在一堆狗粪便中，导致我的照片被毁。
此后，我在我的 Packard Bell 电脑上输入了几封投诉电子邮件，并下载到 U 盘上，以便在我们谈话时赶往当地图书馆，让接待员 Ina 将其打印出来，大量副本将像猫头鹰一样快速寄出。在《哈利·波特》中，通过他姨妈和叔叔的信箱。
我会在窗边的躺椅上耐心等待我的道歉信。
亲爱的 - P 先生
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